Following complaints that HS2 will do nothing for Wales, the Welsh Government has announced HS3, a rocket-powered train expected to cut journey times between Llanberis and the café at the top of Yr Wyddfa by up to six minutes.
HS3 undergoing testing. Sheep have been advised to stand well back.
Transport spokesperson Dai Araf described the announcement as “a major breakthrough for people who want a cup of tea slightly sooner”.
“We considered improving connections between north and south Wales,” he said. “But that would involve years of planning. This just needed a roof rack and a lighter.”
Passengers will be issued with goggles, hearing protection and a plastic bag. The traditional commentary about local wildlife will be replaced by the driver shouting “BRACE” over a loudspeaker.
Local resident Gareth Hughes, 67, welcomed the investment. “I’ve always enjoyed the scenery on the way up,” he said. “Apparently it’ll all be one colour now.”
Officials confirmed that the six minutes saved would give visitors additional time to queue at the café.
Early trials have raised some concerns about braking.
“We’re confident we can get passengers to the summit,” said Mr Araf. “Getting them to remain on the summit is what the second round of funding is for.”
