NEW PORT TALBOT LUXURY SPA PROMISES TO LEAVE CUSTOMERS “ABSOLUTELY FULL OF MINERALS”
A new luxury spa has opened in a Port Talbot front room, offering an exclusive mineral…
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MEDIEVAL PAINTING ‘PROVES’ GOAT OF GARNANT DESTROYED GLANAMAN AFTER DODGY VINDALOO
A newly discovered masterpiece by Leonardo Dai Winci has sold for a world-record £13.60, finally settling…
Small Boat Crossings
Local councillors have raised concerns about the increase in small boat crossings in the Cenarth area.…
Ancient Boyce Album Unearthed
Archaeologists excavating near Neath Abbey believe they have discovered Max Boyce’s first album, carved into a…
Welsh Village to Be Renamed After Tennis Star
Residents of Llanfairpwll have been assured that plans to rename the village LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilioCoCoGauff and erect a…
Kingfisher Blames Welsh Sign for Empty Lake
An English-speaking kingfisher has been blamed for eating every fish in a Gwynedd lake after claiming…