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WALES ELIMINATED FROM INTERNATIONAL HIDE-AND-SEEK CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR TENTH YEAR RUNNING

Dai Scoop September 30, 2026 0
The Welsh team has suffered another first-round exit after its captain attempted to conceal himself by…

ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVER WOOLWORTHS STILL OPERATING IN POWYS

Ann Hygoel September 18, 2026 0
A team of archaeologists working in Powys has uncovered a fully functioning Woolworths, complete with prehistoric…

Neath Counts Down to Christmas With Stella

Dai Scoop September 17, 2026 0
The Spar in Neath has heralded the coming of Christmas by putting its traditional advent calendars…

Rare Glyndŵr Portrait Found in Llansilin Attic

Hywel Wood September 17, 2026 0
An incredibly rare painting, believed to be the only surviving image of Owain Glyndŵr, has been…

Wales Marks Tenth Anniversary of Squirrel Government

Non Tocsic September 16, 2026 0
Wales is marking ten years since a typing error in a ministerial appointments document in the…

New discovery explains why Stonehenge was never finished

Ann Hygoel September 15, 2026 0
New research suggests Stonehenge was built 5,000 years ago by a team of builders from Crymych…

Castell Coch Cake Causes Spectacular Cock-Up

Dai Scoop September 14, 2026 0
An amateur baker from Penarth has regretted leaving her daughter’s birthday cake to the professionals after…

SECRET FILES REVEAL HOLYHEAD’S ANNEXATION OF PUFFIN ISLAND — AND THE WAR EVERYONE MISSED

Non Tocsic September 12, 2026 0
A rediscovered photograph has shed new light on the 1963 annexation of Puffin Island, a diplomatic…

Human Sacrifices are no Longer Acceptable

Ann Hygoel September 11, 2026 0
People in Powys are being reminded that human sacrifices are no longer acceptable. Human sacrifice was…

NEW PORT TALBOT LUXURY SPA PROMISES TO LEAVE CUSTOMERS “ABSOLUTELY FULL OF MINERALS”

Dai Scoop September 11, 2026 0
A new luxury spa has opened in a Port Talbot front room, offering an exclusive mineral…

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POLICE ORDER PONT ABRAHAM TO SWITCH OFF FUEL PRICES AFTER DRIVERS “CANNOT BELIEVE THEIR EYES”

Non Tocsic October 9, 2026 0
Police have demanded that Pont Abraham Services turn off its illuminated fuel prices following a…

Neath Counts Down to Christmas With Stella

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ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVER WOOLWORTHS STILL OPERATING IN POWYS

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WALES ELIMINATED FROM INTERNATIONAL HIDE-AND-SEEK CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR TENTH…

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Powys Residents Furious as Halloween Revellers Once Again Mistake Their Everyday Appearance for Elaborate Costumes

Hywel Wood November 1, 2026 0
Dai Morgan, 67, from Llanfair Caereinion, who wished to remain anonymous, said he was furious…

WRU Unveils Radical Plans to Replace Four Rugby…

October 26, 2026 0

WALES IN ABSOLUTE BITS:

October 23, 2026 0

SNOOKER ROCKED BY DISCOVERY OF “MISSING” ORANGE BALL…

October 23, 2026 0

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